Leprechaun Communication Services

Leprechauns stand about 1 foot tall, have beards and pointy hats. They provide "Remote Shouting Services".

To initiate a session, the leprechaun takes his hat and shouts his destination into it. Then the leprechaun places the pointy tip of his hat into his mouth. Older models require the customer to apply force and push the hat deeper for increased volume.

Another leprechaun at the destination performs a roughly identical ritual.

This setup allows for two customers to shout in the hat of their respective leprechauns and exchange vocal communications. Liquid messages have been reported to kill the leprechaun.

There is some debate on the ethical aspects of these services. Some fey claim that the leprechauns enjoy it. Others argue that even annoying creatures have rights.